This week, Dan recaps the shows he talked about last week, plus one little detail he failed to mention on the last episode. He talks about Elf on the Shelf and tells Wendi about a cop petting his coat and fighting with his kids. Plus a call-in guest who did not appreciate being recorded.
Dan and Wendi are going hard from the get-go this week. Wendi's doctor tells her to masturbate more and how to find her g-spot. Then she regales us all with tales of walking in on her parents having sex.
Dan and Wendi made it to 150! They celebrate this milestone by doing absolutely nothing out of the ordinary, including even mentioning the fact. They do talk about cooking a turkey in a toaster oven, getting your neck broken by God, and the lettuce people pissing off the Illuminati.
Dan and Wendi missed doing the podcast so much last week that they went twice as long this week and broke it up in two episodes. So this this is part one of a double feature of Midget Radio for the week. Wendi talks about having gas, needing Gary's help to get on the toilet, and her freaky-ass feet. Then she judges Dan for doing freaky things with his feet.
Wendi tells a lot of stories this week. She is all about masturbation and talks about buying herself moldy flowers, beating the shit out of her dad, and the time she tried to choke to death. She also experiences a fairly humorous hand cramp at one point.
Dan schools Wendi in a plank challenge. She tells about getting paddled by her teacher with Munchausen Syndrome and also tries to nail down Dan's celebrity doppelganger.
All the record player fun is over. Wendi listened to five minutes of an episode and discovered she got a gift. Also on this episode, Wendi proposes to Dan, he pisses on his pants, and Wendi proves her claim that she can suck a mean dick.
Wendi is back this week, but still completely oblivious to our secret. She talks to Dan about cockroaches, oral sex with Pop Rocks, and saying evening prayers.
Wendi skips out again this week. Apparently she would rather go on vacation than record a podcast because she doesn't have any dedication to her craft. So we keep secrets from her again and feel confident that she won't find out even though it's available for public consumption.
Dan is flying solo this week and he's confident that Wendi won't listen to this episode. So confident, in fact, that he's willing to write it in the episode description where she's sure to see it. Will she or won't she? We'll find out next week.
On this episode, Wendi throws up in her mouth a little bit. But she recovers and talks about her successfully successful attempt to squat-piss. Then Dan talks about peeing on girls in the shower and attempts to convice Wendi it has happened to her. Then he explains that her IQ-to-height ratio makes her one of the smartest people on the planet.
Dan and Wendi get to the bottom of Wendi's depression issues as they talk about bat-spit coffee, anti-climax spray and selling your poop.
This week, Dan and Wendi talk about ballroom dancing, Citizen Kane, and putting condoms in the coffee maker. Dan also tries to convince Wendi to harvest her bone marrow and to be a professional prostitute before explaining the real reason Adam and Eve had to wear fig leaves.
Dan has a couple special guests on this one. He is in Seattle for the second time in a month for a Ragnar Relay. This time, he sits down with some folks from his team after the Ragnar Trail Rainier to talk about the race, the scenery, and all around shenanigans that tend to happen.