Dan is flying solo this week and he's confident that Wendi won't listen to this episode. So confident, in fact, that he's willing to write it in the episode description where she's sure to see it. Will she or won't she? We'll find out next week.

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On this episode, Wendi throws up in her mouth a little bit. But she recovers and talks about her successfully successful attempt to squat-piss. Then Dan talks about peeing on girls in the shower and attempts to convice Wendi it has happened to her. Then he explains that her IQ-to-height ratio makes her one of the smartest people on the planet.

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Dan and Wendi get to the bottom of Wendi's depression issues as they talk about bat-spit coffee, anti-climax spray and selling your poop.

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This week, Dan and Wendi talk about ballroom dancing, Citizen Kane, and putting condoms in the coffee maker. Dan also tries to convince Wendi to harvest her bone marrow and to be a professional prostitute before explaining the real reason Adam and Eve had to wear fig leaves.

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Dan has a couple special guests on this one. He is in Seattle for the second time in a month for a Ragnar Relay. This time, he sits down with some folks from his team after the Ragnar Trail Rainier to talk about the race, the scenery, and all around shenanigans that tend to happen.

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Wendi does her best impression of Larry the Cable Guy on this episode. She also surprises her boyfriend with a sudden revelation. Hear about heroin, AIDS, and getting stung on your dick by a wasp.

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August 15, 2018

Episode 135: Dan Has an STD

This episode has the worst audio due to a faulty microphone creating excessive background noise and distortion, but the podcast was too good to just let it go. So just suck it up for a week and hear all about Wendi's actual STD, Dan's attempt to fit in with the STD crowd, and a lot more.

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Wendi talks about the results from her genetic test and then samples Dan's pickle, on the podcast! They also talk about Gone With the Wind being a terrible movie and performing oral sex with a popsicle. 

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Dan talks about a scuba diving trip with his son and an impromptu trip to North Carolina while the podcast keeps getting interrupted by phone calls and unexpected guests at Wendi's apartment. 

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The team has some technical difficulties this week, so the audio quality is terrible, but consider it an adventure in podcasting. If you can deal with it, you'll hear one heck of a comedy story from Dan and you'll be able to catch Wendi unintentionally taste testing a ghost pepper potato chip ... and she isn't happy about it.

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Dan is back from another trip, this time to Seattle for a Ragnar Relay. He talks to Wendi about that, Rosie O'Donnell, and of course, more midget stuff.

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After taking a week off for Independence Day, Dan and Wendi are back. They chat about cures for depression such as eating edibles and listening to "Africa" by Toto. They also talk about Bea Arthur, face tattoos, and Dan gives Wendi some trash taffy.

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Dan managed to get through this episode without deleting it, so Wendi is back this week. They talk about his trip to Paris, their most recent show, and how she is getting screwed by the system. 

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Dan and Wendi recorded a great episode this week. Then Dan deleted it. So this one is a play-by-play recap from Dan about everything they discussed, including a lot about Warwick Davis and ancient midget artifacts. Then Dan nearly has an aneurysm toward the end.

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Wendi is trying to up her Wolf game this week. She talks about wanting everyone to grab her box while Dan explains his recent car accident and how he is immortal.

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Wendi claims she didn't smoke anything before this episode, but she jabbers the whole time like she mainlined a double espresso. She talks to Dan about fighting a horsefly, getting freaked out by ghosts (again), and they take a look at some of the things Dan found while remodeling his house.

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Wendi isn't feeling great this week, but she plows through it. She talks to Dan about yeast infections, the mafia, and getting stuck on the gynocologist's table.

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On this episode, Wendi gets too high and forgets the story she's telling. If you want to hear it that badly, she remembered it after we finished recording, so it's at the end. She and Dan also talk about beginner butt plugs, kamikaze June bugs, and being awoken by a mouse to the face.

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On this episode, Dan and Wendi wonder if she might have Benjamin Button Disease as she suffers through menopause. They also chat about pineapple meat, the Kentucky Derby, and doing a podcast naked. There are three Oreo taste tests and some audio issues for the first ten minutes, so hang in there until it gets better.

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Dan talks about being a problem solver in the Comedy world. While doing so, Wendi brags about how pretty her pomegranates are. She also shows that she literally knows nothing about badgers.

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