Dan is coming at you from the Kuwait City Mall this week to compare the Middle Eastern version of Shake Shack to the American version, which you'll remember from Dan's time in Austin. If you listen after the outro music, you'll find a bonus portion and taste test from the Cheesepie Factory at the same location. He has an interesting conversation with the waiter there. Don't tune out too quickly.
Segments this week are Well Wishes and The Soldier Segment.
Dan is slightly displaced on this episode. Hear all about it, plus, dead ants, iced coffee, filthy bathrooms, and the fact that Kuwait is an absolute trash can. And more!
Segments this week are Cheesy Internet Jokes and Droppin' the Mic(ro) with Wendi.
Dan tries to talk some sense into the world this week as he makes an official change to the English language. He is also able to squeeze in a couple of taste tests despite a despicable Oreo thief. He also explains how his sister helps him masturbate and reads another letter from Gertie after the closing music.
This week's segments are What's That Noise? and Monotone Midget Monologues.
Dan is on a roll this week as he sets a new record for F-bombs when he boycotts Krispy Kreme, discusses 4 Non-Blondes, and the inexplicable lack of flip-flops around him.
Segments this week are The Grammar Nazi and Droppin' the Mic(ro) with Wendi.
Dan has a lot to say this week, about a lot of things. He bounces around from topic to topic and manages to keep hitting his head on a nearby shelf. He also talks about falling off the wagon, Girl Scout Cookies, and gives some advice to a depressed listener.
Segments this week are Well Wishes and Droppin' the Micro with Wendi.
Dan rambles about the usual stuff in this one. Plus some extra bits about making his buddy yawn on command, being a fan of mangos, and getting a bottle of wine for Independence Day.
Segments this week are The Food Fragment with Bizcuit and Cheesy Internet Jokes.
Even in the desert, Dan gravitates toward stand-up comedy. He meets New York comic Linette Palladino and they sit down to chat about comedy, the military, and some other random shit like cheesecake, designer sweat pants, and the LBGTQ+ community.
Due to the flow of the conversation, there is only one segment this week: The Misjudged Movie Minute.
Dan is coming at you on deployment again from Southwest Asia. Hear a little bit more about his experience there and about day to day life as Dan blathers about running shoes, cheesecake, and acupuncture.
Segments this week are Real Talk with Uncle Reggie and an Independence Day edition of Instruments of Pleasure.
A lot of curse words were released trying to get this episode recorded, edited, and released. But we got there. Finally, you guys can hear a little about deployment life. Also, a little bit about the congressional baseball game and the McGregor/Mayweather fight.
Segments this week are Well Wishes and Instruments of Pleasure.
Dan and Wendi record an impromptu episode via telephone. It's just a quickie but you can hear some more about Dan's time in Austin and all about Wendi's latest trip with a bunch of midgets, the new girl, and getting help with PTSD.
Dan got his computer issues worked out this week and you guys have your bells and whistles back. Dan is in Austin once again and joined by his BFF, Rachel. Now you can find out once and for all which is better: In-N-Out Burger or Shake Shack. West Coast vs. East Coast. They discuss several local attractions and also the proper way to eat a banana.
Segments this week are The Grammar Nazi and Monotone Midget Monologues.
It wasn't a great week for the podcast. Hear all about it in this episode. Dan was working with some very limited resources. There aren't any segments and it's a little rough, but it can only get better from here.
Dan is all over the place this week. From a movie and book review, to trying okra for the first time, to a military rant about date/time groups, there is a little bit of everything in this one.
Segments this week are Cheesy Internet Jokes and Well Wishes.
Learn about Dan's pupillary distance, Masturbation May, riding a donkey around the desert, and why he's hoping for Trump's impeachment. He also gives you a couple taste-tests on this episode.
This week's segments are Instruments of Pleasure and Misjudged Movie Minute.
Dan is getting in a bit of a rut and is lacking a lot of interesting topics, so he just gives you a little update about his deployment mobilization and talks about getting shitty socks, his favorite television comedies, and a man shooting himself in the dick. Also hear his top five fictional characters of all time.
Segments this week are Monotone Midget Monologues and a song by Clint Frysinger called "Middle Aged Warrior". You can listen by following this link:
Middle Aged Warrior
Dan is settling in to a routine at his deployment mobilization site. Hear all about it as he talks about being hungry all the time, a geisha girl at the chow hall, and packing way too much underwear.
Segments this week are The Food Fragment and Instruments of Pleasure.
Dan is joined (sort of) by his girlfriend to add some background noise to this episode. He records his last episode in Ohio and talks about the mobilization and upcoming deployment. They also squeeze in a couple last taste-tests before Dan rolls out.
Segments this week are Well Wishes and The Grammar Nazi.
This is Dan and Wendi's last episode together before he leaves. In it, they talk about why Dan is the worst drug dealer in the world, his going away party and his mom's stand-up comedy debut, dating etiquette, and a mentally challenged Smurf.
Segments this week are Monotone Midget Monologues and Cheesy Internet Jokes.
Dan and Wendi keep it consistent by talking about random topics, such as Wendi forgetting one of our good friends. They review Wendy's Fresh Mozzarella Chicken sandwich while discussing coffee, Firesticks, and Dan's resemblance to a killer.
Segments this week are Instruments of Pleasure and Real Talk With Uncle Reggie.
Wendi is back from her west coast tour! She and Dan discuss a lady buying a giant dildo, black people talking through movies, and setting up Wendi's iPhone with a fake email address.
Segments this week are a clip of Dan "treading water" at a comedy seminar and The Story of Easter.
RIP Corey Mintz. We're going to miss you.