Dan and Wendi recorded a great episode this week. Then Dan deleted it. So this one is a play-by-play recap from Dan about everything they discussed, including a lot about Warwick Davis and ancient midget artifacts. Then Dan nearly has an aneurysm toward the end.

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Wendi is trying to up her Wolf game this week. She talks about wanting everyone to grab her box while Dan explains his recent car accident and how he is immortal.

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Wendi claims she didn't smoke anything before this episode, but she jabbers the whole time like she mainlined a double espresso. She talks to Dan about fighting a horsefly, getting freaked out by ghosts (again), and they take a look at some of the things Dan found while remodeling his house.

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Wendi isn't feeling great this week, but she plows through it. She talks to Dan about yeast infections, the mafia, and getting stuck on the gynocologist's table.

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On this episode, Wendi gets too high and forgets the story she's telling. If you want to hear it that badly, she remembered it after we finished recording, so it's at the end. She and Dan also talk about beginner butt plugs, kamikaze June bugs, and being awoken by a mouse to the face.

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On this episode, Dan and Wendi wonder if she might have Benjamin Button Disease as she suffers through menopause. They also chat about pineapple meat, the Kentucky Derby, and doing a podcast naked. There are three Oreo taste tests and some audio issues for the first ten minutes, so hang in there until it gets better.

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Dan talks about being a problem solver in the Comedy world. While doing so, Wendi brags about how pretty her pomegranates are. She also shows that she literally knows nothing about badgers.

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This week, Dan and Wendi are all over the place. Wendi talks about pissing in Dan's shower and tells about her new construction career. Dan tells about how he was mistaken for a school shooter and they squeeze in a taste test of the new M&M's. 

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Dan and Wendi have a discussion about some food and Wendi can't stop talking about high fructose corn syrup. They also discuss Dan's fledgling Olympic career and how he found himself in a bit of a hairy situation.

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Dan has a very special cohost this week. First time in a while. Can you guess who it is? They talk about comedy, tornadoes, and the latest developments in the newly rekindled Rodent War.

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Just a quick intro to Dan's new podcast. Check it out and go subscribe to it on whatever podcast platform you prefer. It will make it there at some point...

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Dan's first post-deployment episode is coming at you from a cruise ship on the Caribbean Sea. Hear all about it, plus how he's trying to reassimilate into civilian life.

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It's Dan's last episode in the desert and he spends it talking about how awful vegemite is, ridiculous flight prices, spitting simians, and ISIS trying to blow up his plane. See you all back in the USA.

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Dan seems a little irritated this week. You'll know because he says so. Numerous times. He also goes in depth about how to fight a bear using basic Combatives techniques. Maybe the last episode from Kuwait. Maybe not. Who knows?

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January 25, 2018

Episode 115: Dan Goes Blind

Hear all about the aftermath from Dan's trip to Iraq and why he may have to be a pirate. He also talks about crepes, making someone throw up, and being an International TV Superstar in other countries.

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January 9, 2018

Episode 114: From Iraq

Dan is on a "vacation" from Kuwait this week. Hear about his trip to one of the hottest tourist destinations in the world ... Iraq. He also talks about walking away from a vehicle that was still in 'drive', ape-hanger handlebars, and another letter from Gertie.

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It's a Festivus miracle! Actually it's just a normal podcast, so go ahead and enjoy hearing about the latest deployment stuff and some of Dan's biggest grievances. Again. And midget penises.

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It's been a minute, but Dan is back for another episode from Kuwait! Hear all about the latest happenings as he reads some letters from a group of kids with a questionable education.

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This week, Dan is recording from the gym before (and after) Combatives class. Hear why American English is superior to British, earthquakes, dick bombs, and selfish crossfitters. It's a short one this week. Totally commute-length.

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Dan is a little angry this week. Hear why as he rants about tupperware, taunting a cat, and skipping the line at the barber shop.

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