Dan and Wendi have a discussion about some food and Wendi can't stop talking about high fructose corn syrup. They also discuss Dan's fledgling Olympic career and how he found himself in a bit of a hairy situation.

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Dan has a very special cohost this week. First time in a while. Can you guess who it is? They talk about comedy, tornadoes, and the latest developments in the newly rekindled Rodent War.

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Just a quick intro to Dan's new podcast. Check it out and go subscribe to it on whatever podcast platform you prefer. It will make it there at some point...

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Dan's first post-deployment episode is coming at you from a cruise ship on the Caribbean Sea. Hear all about it, plus how he's trying to reassimilate into civilian life.

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It's Dan's last episode in the desert and he spends it talking about how awful vegemite is, ridiculous flight prices, spitting simians, and ISIS trying to blow up his plane. See you all back in the USA.

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Dan seems a little irritated this week. You'll know because he says so. Numerous times. He also goes in depth about how to fight a bear using basic Combatives techniques. Maybe the last episode from Kuwait. Maybe not. Who knows?

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January 25, 2018

Episode 115: Dan Goes Blind

Hear all about the aftermath from Dan's trip to Iraq and why he may have to be a pirate. He also talks about crepes, making someone throw up, and being an International TV Superstar in other countries.

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January 9, 2018

Episode 114: From Iraq

Dan is on a "vacation" from Kuwait this week. Hear about his trip to one of the hottest tourist destinations in the world ... Iraq. He also talks about walking away from a vehicle that was still in 'drive', ape-hanger handlebars, and another letter from Gertie.

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It's a Festivus miracle! Actually it's just a normal podcast, so go ahead and enjoy hearing about the latest deployment stuff and some of Dan's biggest grievances. Again. And midget penises.

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It's been a minute, but Dan is back for another episode from Kuwait! Hear all about the latest happenings as he reads some letters from a group of kids with a questionable education.

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This week, Dan is recording from the gym before (and after) Combatives class. Hear why American English is superior to British, earthquakes, dick bombs, and selfish crossfitters. It's a short one this week. Totally commute-length.

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Dan is a little angry this week. Hear why as he rants about tupperware, taunting a cat, and skipping the line at the barber shop.

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November 2, 2017

Episode 109: Chris Patterson

Dan's guest this week is Chris Patterson, who works for an unnamed government organization with a three letter acronym. It's all hush-hush, but you can guess for yourself. They catch up on a bunch of taste-testing and talk about grilled PB&J, duck vaginas, and being an international TV superstar.

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This week, Dan talks about how terrible George Harrison is, getting shit-talked by a Kuwaiti, a Sweetest Day debacle, and catching the Kuwaiti Krud. Hear all about his experience at his Combatives competition and stay tuned after the outro music for another letter from Gertie.

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It's the surprise party edition. Hear all about the birthday trip Dan took with a couple friends. He also talks about Combatives, receiving suspected contraband, and looking like a cancer patient.

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This week, Dan talks about cheesy pick-up lines, interdimensional sock travel agencies, and Jesus Christ eating pineapples. Essentially, he just gets a little weird with it this week.

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This deployment is over half done, if anyone is counting, and this week Dan talks about moobs, candy corn underwear, and why women's basketball is shitty. There is also a letter from Gertie at the end.

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Dan gets to taste test some cookies from Texas in this episode. He also talks about the dude with crazy eyes who works at the dining facility, those crazy Aztecs, and Bane from Batman trying to stay in shape.

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Two episodes this week! What a crazy world we live in. Dan talks about coffee and cream almonds, eating flies, and swimming pigs. He also taste tests Pumpkin Pie Kit-Kats and PB&J Oreos, which he still has not received credit for inventing.

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This episode breaks the 100+ week tradition of being released on Wednesday. We're being wild from now on! Hear Dan talk about little kids being just like herds of sheep, dipping his fruit in salsa, and getting back into dancing. Don't listen past the 26:11 mark. Fair warning.

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