After taking a week off for Independence Day, Dan and Wendi are back. They chat about cures for depression such as eating edibles and listening to "Africa" by Toto. They also talk about Bea Arthur, face tattoos, and Dan gives Wendi some trash taffy.
Dan and Wendi recorded a great episode this week. Then Dan deleted it. So this one is a play-by-play recap from Dan about everything they discussed, including a lot about Warwick Davis and ancient midget artifacts. Then Dan nearly has an aneurysm toward the end.
Wendi claims she didn't smoke anything before this episode, but she jabbers the whole time like she mainlined a double espresso. She talks to Dan about fighting a horsefly, getting freaked out by ghosts (again), and they take a look at some of the things Dan found while remodeling his house.
On this episode, Wendi gets too high and forgets the story she's telling. If you want to hear it that badly, she remembered it after we finished recording, so it's at the end. She and Dan also talk about beginner butt plugs, kamikaze June bugs, and being awoken by a mouse to the face.
On this episode, Dan and Wendi wonder if she might have Benjamin Button Disease as she suffers through menopause. They also chat about pineapple meat, the Kentucky Derby, and doing a podcast naked. There are three Oreo taste tests and some audio issues for the first ten minutes, so hang in there until it gets better.
This week, Dan and Wendi are all over the place. Wendi talks about pissing in Dan's shower and tells about her new construction career. Dan tells about how he was mistaken for a school shooter and they squeeze in a taste test of the new M&M's.
Dan seems a little irritated this week. You'll know because he says so. Numerous times. He also goes in depth about how to fight a bear using basic Combatives techniques. Maybe the last episode from Kuwait. Maybe not. Who knows?
Dan is on a "vacation" from Kuwait this week. Hear about his trip to one of the hottest tourist destinations in the world ... Iraq. He also talks about walking away from a vehicle that was still in 'drive', ape-hanger handlebars, and another letter from Gertie.
It's a Festivus miracle! Actually it's just a normal podcast, so go ahead and enjoy hearing about the latest deployment stuff and some of Dan's biggest grievances. Again. And midget penises.